The Bad Bits (Complete Edition)

by The Intelligence Division

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All these tracks are averagely recent, and all generally depressing.
If Castle managed to put you off my work forever, i assure you, this one is very, very different.
A collection of songs made while learning about basics electronic music production. All are pretty rough, quite basic, and generally depressing- the album is named because of the depressing theme; not necessarily the quality of the music.

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released February 20, 2014

The Intelligence Division.

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The Intelligence Division England, UK

I am a classical guitarist who composes and produces.


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I also play saxophone, and sometimes I get together with friends and record things.
I like to write lyrics and poetry and I enjoy 8-Bit music.

I appreciate all constructive comments - see contact box below.

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-T.I.D.
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Track Name: Sub Stragulum
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Track Name: Who Owns Dystopia?
The idea of a dystopian future has been a very present and active idea in fiction and fact for a long time now.
After all the times we’d warned ourselves, no one thought it could actually happen.

Of course it isn’t officially the dystopian era yet as the relevant and irrelevant authorities haven’t decided to call it that yet, of course you can choose to be made aware of such changes by applying for our newsletter and other, recommended news items at our offices, located everywhere where we could be bothered to build one.

Apparently, we own the system, but it has been confirmed that the system owns us, however no one is yet to confirm who is actually at the centre of it.
Track Name: Criminal Intent
Criminal Intent
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Walking down an alleyway
Really late at night
Alarm goes off
In the museum
No one caught a sight

Police are baffled
Papers next day
Thief has struck again!
He left a message about a plan
But no one knows when!


Criminal intent
Must be heaven-sent
No one would have thought
To do it that way!
Criminal intent
Justice can’t prevent
Criminal intent
It’s coming one day!

Later that evening
Down In the pub
The guy reveals himself.
While he was drunk.

He used his phone to hack the alarms
And the sewers to get inside.
He was in and out in a minute

He really enjoyed the ride.

Criminal intent
Must be heaven-sent
No one would have thought
To do it that way!
Criminal intent
Justice can’t prevent
Criminal intent
It’s coming one day!

He stole a jewel from a long time ago
Previously owned by a toff
Lady Victoria whatsername
Well she can f**k off!

Now he’s planning to do a bank
Cliché or what?
He says he’s gonna bag a million grand
And then he’s gonna run off!

Criminal intent
Must be heaven-sent
No one would have thought
To do it that way!
Criminal intent
Justice can’t prevent
Criminal intent
It’s coming one day!

Bugger off to Australia
Live life at its best
The bar owner was listening in
And then pulled a phone out of his vest.

Police came in ten minutes later
Arrested the guilty sod
He was snoozing into his armpit
They called him ‘drunken Rod’

Criminal intent
Must be heaven-sent
No one would have thought
To do it that way!
Criminal intent
Justice can’t prevent
Criminal intent
It’s coming one day!

I don’t know at all about you
But it seems a bit of a waste.
This guy he had it all going
Just to dump it with such a haste.

Justice had it in for him
It would have got him soon
If he hadn’t drowned his sins in drink
It might not have been his doom
Track Name: Vastata Carnis
I used to live
I used to breath
I had a brain, two legs, and a heart.
I felt love
I knew I never had long
But the least I hoped was that what came next was made worthy of what I was before.